Full Gothic Meta Plate Mail. Card Artwork. Item Type: The ultimate in Non- Comformist expression; now available at Ye Hot Topic.
This is from a series of card artwork I'm working on with a friend in getting his card party game off the ground. The game, Thy Dunjon Quest, is a party game utilizing elements of charades and blackjack for players to go one mock quests and encounters while gambling their gear based on success or failure.
Show your inner pain and angst with the true armor of non-conformity, the Full Gothic Metal Plate Mail. This suit will bring out the inner existentialist in the wearer as they sulk in the corner, writing in their journals about pain, loneliness, and futility, all the while jeopardizing their comrades as they find solace in crypts, tombs, and befriending enemies such as the skeletons, bats, and monsters within. And let us not forget the music and endless banter of defeatism over the sounds of Thine Cure or Thy Chemical Court Romance. In fact, I'd recommend kicking out any member that joins your party wearing this suit, because, frankly, they'll just call you a tyrannical fascist and cry in Thy Live Journal. The Full Gothic Plate Mail Armor is now available at Yon Hotteth Topic.
A play on the more morbid armor designs, Gothic Plate mail was to lampoon Goth conventions while also serving as an excuse to put a hot goth girl in the suit, because while most people don't understand or mock Goth culture, they still find the women hot.