Helm of Superior Intellect. Card artwork. Item Type: Major in Farming, Minor in Witch Hunting.
This is from a series of card artwork I'm working on with a friend in getting his card party game off the ground. The game, Thy Dunjon Quest, is a party game utilizing elements of charades and blackjack for players to go one mock quests and encounters while gambling their gear based on success or failure.
Prove that there is brains hidden within thine muscles. With the Helm of Superior Intellect, no one will call you brutish or simple-minded, and especially, never a Fool of a Took. With this item equipped, you will be able to form complete sentences, gain literacy, and rudimentary problem solving. Your mind will be open to the possibility of indoor plumbing, personal hygiene, and effective combat strategy. What? They can't all be jabs at your expense.
The Helm of Superior Intellect is, of course, a joke on items that give bonuses such as Intelligence. The symbol for achieving intelligence is the graduation cap, showing a very smug and proud character donning said helm.