Discount Surplus Ninjas. Card Artwork. Equipment Type: The best Ninja money can buy at a bulk rate.
This is from a series of card artwork I'm working on with a friend in getting his card party game off the ground. The game, Thy Dunjon Quest, is a party game utilizing elements of charades and blackjack for players to go one mock quests and encounters while gambling their gear based on success or failure.
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This one was another of my ideas, but its origins are based on a joke a friend of mine said regarding ninjas in movies. We all know that ninjas are skilled, yet the main character in every film always seems to defeat them so easily. So, he hypothesized that main villains get their ninjas from some discount outlet store by buying them in bulk, and years later; the joke comes to life in art form. Plus, one Halloween, I dressed up as a Discount Bulk Ninja, with a price tag, indicating what services I offer.